Ahoy me matey’s! Arriv’d in Lunenburg town
tonight under the heavy cover o' dusk fer some skulkin’ and scoutin’. Found us some fine lookin’ establishm’nts to
keep on th’ list fer some shenanigan’s on July 25 and 26, 2015. Blimey…this
huge ol’ gracious gem perch’d high above
the waterfront…looks like a fine spot...think we should rename her Pirate Bay
Academy, aft’r the Invasion! Har! Har! Har! Then ev’ryone can learn to be jest
like us…parents will be so proud! Arrrgggg!
Aft’rwards, me crew went a’missin’. That slimy
bunch of sea dogs prob’bly hit the local w’tring hole or took in the musical
mayhem o’ Glimpses at th’ Fisheries Museum on Tuesday and Thursday nights in
Lunenburg at 7:30….It’s free...so ev’n that bunch of low life scoundr’ls could
get in…though if they join the singin’…they may git tossed out on th'r smelly
butts!! So, I found this guy, ‘Jimmy Leg Pins’, he’s gonna keep a sharp lookout
on th’ comin’s and a goin’s of the fine ships of the Port of Lunenburg fer us
and report back! I figure I ken depend on him more than that bunch of lazy rascals that disappear’d!!!
Keep yer eye here, fer more
scoutin’ finds and general lies and tomfoolery!
Fair winds, me
matey's. May ye itch less tom'rro then ya did t’day!
Bloody Mary
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